Thursday, April 3, 2025

Today's Cartoons

 

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(Graeme MacKay, The Hamilton Spectator, Canada)

(Manny Francisco, caglecartoons.com, Manila)

(David Rowe, Financial Review, Sydney)

(Dave Whamond, caglecartoons.com, Canada)

(John Deering, Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)

(Jason Adam Katzenstein, @j.a.k._)

(Pedro Molina, Counterpoint)

(Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

(R.J. Matson, CQ/Roll Call)

(Walt Handelsman, The Times-Picayune, New Orleans)

(Phil Hands, Wisconsin State Journal)

(Guy Richards Smit, The New Yorker)


Stock Market Losing $2 Trillion Today From Trump Tariff War

 

Buh-bye $2 trillion in stock values, just today (including your pension fund and 401(k)!):

Roughly $1.7 trillion was erased from the S&P 500 Index at the start of trading on Thursday amid worries that President Donald Trump’s sweeping new round of tariffs could plunge the economy into a recession.

The damage was heaviest in companies whose supply chains are most dependent on overseas manufacturing. Apple Inc., which makes the majority of its US-sold devices in China, was down about 8% after the open. Lululemon Athletica Inc. and Nike Inc., among companies with manufacturing ties to Vietnam, were down around 10%. Walmart Inc. and Dollar Tree Inc., retailers whose stores are filled with products sourced outside of the US, were trading lower by about 2% and around 11%, respectively.

Few stocks in the US were unscathed with the benchmark index on pace for its biggest decline since 2022. Roughly 70% of companies in the S&P 500 were trading lower at 9:35 a.m. in New York, with almost half of its 500 stocks down at least 2%.

“There’s really not anybody getting spared in absolute terms,” said Garrett Melson, a portfolio strategist at Natixis Investment Managers Solutions. “You’re just wrapped up, today at least, in a broad de-risking, and so it’s kind of just across the board taking chips off the table.”...

That's just for starters, folks.

The immediate impact of the Malignant Fascist's tariff roll out can be seen here as well:

Remember, according to crackpot cultist Speaker Mike "New Moses" Johnson, you have to trust Trump's instincts on the economy, because Genius!

BONUSHold on for dear life (our emphasis) --

Stocks nosedived Thursday, sending the S&P 500 back into correction territory and toward its biggest one-day loss since 2020, after President Donald Trump unveiled sweeping tariffs, raising the risk of a global trade war that plunges the economy into a recession.

The broad market index dropped 5%, putting it on track for its worst day since June 2020. The Dow Jones Industrial Average tumbled 1,630 points, or 3.9% for its biggest decline since September 2022... 
Day One of Trump's Tariffs.


Skeets Of The Day

 

Trump's "indescribably crazy" tariffs --

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then (Biden) and now --

 


Trump and Musk are "taking your jobs and picking your pockets" --


 

 

What's that Musk-y smell?  Wisconsin schadenfreude --

 

 

DUI hire Hegseth's DEI mania targets commemoration of female Jewish Naval Academy grads --


 

We'll bring the popcorn (if we can afford it) --

 

 

 

Murphy: Tariffs A Dangerous Political Tool for Trump


Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) has an insightful and important explanation of how the autocratic Malignant Fascist is using tariffs for political power and extortion, not just abroad but here in the U.S. The MF's narcissistic belief that everything is about him makes tariffs a tool for shakedowns and retribution domestically for this would-be dictator. The following is Sen. Murphy's Bluesky post thread last night, condensed into paragraph form:

"Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive. No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief. This week you will read many confused economists and political pundits who won’t understand how the tariffs make economic sense. That’s because they don’t. They aren’t designed as economic policy. The tariffs are simply a new, super dangerous political tool.

You see, our founders created a President with limited and checked powers. They specifically put the power of spending and taxation in the hands of the legislature. Why? Because they watched how kings and despots used spending and taxes to control their subjects. British kings used taxation to reward loyalty and punish dissent. Our own revolution was spurred by the King’s use of heavy taxation of the colonies to punish our push for self governance. The King’s message was simple: stop protesting and I’ll stop taxing.

Trump knows that he can weaken (and maybe destroy) democracy by using spending and taxation in the same way. He is using access to government funds to bully universities, law firms and state and local governments into loyalty pledges. Healthy democracies rely on an independent legal profession to maintain the rule of law, independent universities to guard objective truth and provide forums for dissent to authority, and independent state/local government to counterbalance a powerful federal government.

But the private sector also plays a rule to protect democracy. Independent industry has power. The tariffs are Trump’s tool to erode that independence. Now, one by one, every industry or company will need to pledge loyalty to Trump in order to get sanctions relief. What could Trump demand as part of a quiet loyalty pledge? Public shows of support from executives for all his economic policy. Contributions to his political efforts. Promises to police employees’ support for his political opposition. The tariffs are DESIGNED to create economic hardship. Why? So that Trump has a straight face rationale for releasing them, business by business or industry by industry. As he adjusts or grants relief, it’s a win-win: the economy improves and dissent disappears.

And once Trump has the lawyers, colleges and industry under his thumb, it becomes very hard for the opposition to have any viable space to maneuver. Trump didn’t invent this strategy. It’s the playbook for democratically elected leaders who want to stay in power forever." (our emphasis)

Though application of tariffs, the MF hopes to get industries and other economic entities to plead for relief, and to be forced to make a deal with him. It's right out of the organized crime playbook, but when you elect a felon and lifelong con artist, that's what happens.

 

Another Craven Law Firm Bends The Knee To Trump

 



The Shyster Surrender Squad has another member:

A fourth major U.S. law firm, Milbank, reached an agreement on Wednesday with President Donald Trump, who has targeted other firms with punitive executive orders, in a deal disclosed a day after the firm of former Vice President Kamala Harris' husband struck its own pact.

In a social media post, the Republican president said Milbank approached him about a possible deal. Trump said the terms reached with the firm require it to perform $100 million in pro bono legal services on mutually agreed causes such as helping veterans and combating antisemitism. Trump also said Milbank would not engage in diversity, equity and inclusion programs.
 
In a letter to Milbank's employees seen by Reuters, firm Chairman Scott Edelman wrote, "The only commitments that we have made to the Government are those that we are happy to make."
 
Milbank's deal deepens the divide within the legal community over how to respond to Trump's pressure campaign to punish perceived enemies in the profession.
 
Trump to date has signed executive orders targeting five firms aimed at curbing their business with the federal government. All of the firms either have ties to attorneys who have or have been involved in challenges to Trump's policies.
 
Three of the firms - Perkins Coie, WilmerHale and Jenner & Block - sued Trump in response. Judges have issued orders that blocked key provisions of Trump's orders against those three. One firm targeted in a directive, Paul Weiss, reached a deal with Trump to have the directive rescinded. Covington & Burling has not sued to challenge the order targeting that firm.
 
Milbank and two other firms, Willkie Farr & Gallagher and Skadden Arps, have reached agreements with Trump without being hit with an executive order. The deal with Willkie Farr & Gallagher, whose partners include Harris' husband Doug Emhoff, was disclosed on Tuesday...  (our emphasis)
 
Neal Katyal, former Solicitor General under President Obama and vocal Trump critic, is a partner in the firm.  Will he and others in the firm have the sack to leave?  Do clients want to be represented by a firm that can't even stand up for itself for freedom of expression and against targeted political intimidation and retribution?  Let's see.

In the meantime, remember those who caved, and those who didn't.

"Tariff-fying" Trump Tariffs, Musk's Crushing Defeat, And A Marathon

 

Stephen Colbert's takes on Trump's Tariffs, South Afrikaner co- President Musk's humiliating defeat at the hands of Wisconsin voters, and Sen. Cory Booker's (D-NJ) historic Senate filibuster -- too good to pass up this morning.

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

Trump's Tariffs -- The Omission

 

Here's the list of the Malignant Fascist's across- the- board tariffs announced today.  See if you can spot the glaring omission in his list of draconian, self- sabotaging tariffs:

China - 34%

European Union - 20%

Vietnam - 46%

Taiwan - 32%

Japan - 24%

India - 26%

South Korea - 25%

Thailand - 36%

Switzerland - 31%

Indonesia - 32%

Malaysia - 24%

Cambodia - 49%

United Kingdom - 10%

South Africa - 30%

Brazil - 10%

Bangladesh - 37%

Singapore - 10%

Israel - 17%

Philippines - 17%

Chile - 10%

Australia - 10%

Pakistan - 29%

Turkey - 10%

Sri Lanka - 44%

Colombia - 10%

Peru - 10%

Nicaragua - 18%

Norway - 15%

Costa Rica - 10%

Jordan - 20%

Dominican Republic - 10%

United Arab Emirates - 10%

New Zealand - 10%

Argentina - 10%

Ecuador - 10%

Guatemala - 10%

Honduras - 10%

Madagascar - 47%

Myanmar (Burma) - 44%

Tunisia - 28%

Kazakhstan - 27%

Egypt - 10%

Saudi Arabia - 10%

El Salvador - 10%

Cote d’Iovire - 21%

Laos - 48%

Trinidad and Tobago - 10%

Morocco - 10%

Algeria - 30%

Oman - 10%

Uruguay - 10%

Bahamas - 10%

Lesotho - 50%

Ukraine - 10%

Bahrain - 10%

Qatar - 10%

Mauritius - 40%

Fiji - 32%

Iceland - 10%

Kenya - 10%

Liechtenstein - 37%

Guyana - 38%

Haiti - 10%

Bosnia and Herzegovina - 35%

Nigeria - 14%

Namibia - 21%

Brunei - 24%

Bolivia - 10%

Panama - 10%

Venezuela -15%

North Macedonia - 33%

Ethiopia - 10%

Ghana -10%

Serbia - 37%

Botswana - 37%

Notice the missing country in this mind- boggling list of friends, allies, and others?

Did anyone really think the Malignant Fascist would slap a tariff on his puppetmaster Putin?  

Contrary to White House spin, while trade with Russia has been greatly curtailed by sanctions, U.S. - Russia trade still amounted to $3.27 billion in 2024 -- a lot more than, say, Fiji.  So, not insignificant. Trump's Tariffs are another huge win for Russia, isolating the U.S. even further from the world, while Russia escapes any economic damage.  Well done, Agent Krasnov!

BONUS:  We'll feel the pain --


 

 

Today's Cartoons

 

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(John Buss, @repeat1968)

(Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal-Constitution)

(Joe Heller, hellertoon.com)

(Morten Morland, The Times, London)

(John Deering, Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)

(Kevin Kallaugher, Baltimore Sun)

(Matt Davies, Newsday)

(J.D. Crowe, Alabama Media Group)

(Jeff Danziger, The Rutland Herald, VT)

(Bill Day, caglecartoons.com)

(Jack Ohman, Tribune Content Agency)

(Clay Jones, claytoonz.com)

(Becky Barnicoat, The New Yorker)


The Deep Cuts At Health And Human Services

 

Pseudo-science pushing, brain worm host Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., an utter disgrace to his family, is overseeing deep cuts in the staffs at CDC, NIH and the Food and Drug Administration, cuts that will impact America's health.  RFK, Jr.'s slogan of "Make America Healthy Again" is an Orwellian take on what will actually happen with the anti-vaccine, anti-health research Secretary.  From Jonathan Cohn at The Bulwark:

"On Tuesday morning, the Department of Health and Human Services informed thousands of employees they were losing their jobs. The notices came by email and, in one sense, they were not a surprise. Last Thursday, HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced the layoffs were imminent, as part of a broader restructuring designed to shrink the department’s total workforce by 25 percent.

But it’s one thing to know those layoffs are coming, quite another to learn about the real people who will no longer have jobs, the real positions that will no longer exist, and the real divisions that will no longer operate as they did before.

The sheer breadth of the cuts is staggering: The layoffs affected agencies that exist to fight deadly pathogens, to protect the nation’s drug supply, to finance and carry out cutting-edge research—along with countless other divisions and offices that touch everything from rural health to early childhood care."  (our emphasis)

RFK, Jr., will waste resources that could be going to these efforts by ginning up a "study" of the purported connection between vaccines and autism, a hobby horse of his that has been debunked for years, having a fellow vaccine denier head up the operation.  Ominously, HHS' leading scientist on vaccines, Dr. Peter Marks, resigned after blasting RFK, Jr.'s dangerous unscientific misinformation on vaccines. Marks was instrumental in the development of COVID-19 vaccines which saved millions of lives.

As we noted yesterday, the Malignant Fascist has decided to give Secretary Brain Worm responsibility for special needs and neurodivergent children, a program to be ripped out of the gutted Department of Education.  Sadly and unnecessarily, lives will be turned inside out and lost while this arrogant and unqualified health charlatan remains at the head of the Department of Health and Human Services.

BONUS:  As Cheryl Rofer put it --

Between retirements and firings, something like 20,000 people will leave the agency, which employed 82,000.

Say goodbye to research on Alzheimer’s dementia, m-RNA vaccine for cancer of the pancreas, surveillance of bird flu, and reliable food and drugs. 

 ... and so much more.


Skeets Of The Day

 

What's that Musk-y smell?  Defeat in Wisconsin! --

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Liberation Day" liberating $$ from American wallets --

 

 

 


Cowards and charlatans --

 

 

 

Trump retribution tour update --

 

 

Priceless 😁 --


 

 

Mid-Week Song

 

British duo Katie White and Jules De Martino, professionally known as The Ting Tings, were nominated for the Grammy Award for Best New Artist in 2010, and since then have steadily grown their following and musical catalogue. "Home," their fifth studio album, after a hiatus of seven years to tour and raise their daughter, will be released in June, and a track from that album, pop-influenced "Good People Do Bad Things," is our song today.

QOTD -- No Exemptions!

 

"... If a farm family voted for Trump, believing that his policies were good, it seems strange that they would then demand that they, and only they, should be spared the full consequences of those policies.  Tariffs are the dish that rural America ordered for everyone. Now the dish has arrived at the table. For some reason, they do not want to partake themselves or pay their share of the bill. That’s not how it should work. What you serve to others you should eat yourself. And if rural America cannot choke down its portion, why must other Americans stomach theirs?" -- David Frum, in The Atlantic ($), on why Trumpers in the farm community need to eat the results of the tariffs their votes brought on.  They shouldn't be bailed out any more than any other sector, in our opinion.  Unfortunately, the full glory of Trumpism needs to be felt by all, innocent and guilty.


Wisconsin Delivers "Massive Blow" To Musk/ Trump Agenda; Dems Outperform In Florida

 



Proud to have Wisconsin roots this morning:

Wisconsin voters have elected a liberal justice to the state’s Supreme Court, with Susan Crawford defeating Elon Musk-backed Brad Schimel in the most expensive judicial election in American history and one of the first major electoral tests of Donald Trump’s presidency.

Crawford’s projected victory in a closely watched race for control of the court — serving as a proxy battle over the nation’s political future in the wake of Trump’s chaotic first few months back in the White House — will preserve a 4-3 liberal majority on the state’s highest court, which could decide on litigation involving abortion access and voting rights, among other critical issues.

Tuesday’s results in the swing state are expected to serve as an early litmus test for Americans’ response to Trump’s agenda at the ballot box, and they deliver a massive blow to Trump’s billionaire adviser, who has spent more than $20 million to support Schimel’s campaign.

A similarly high-stakes Wisconsin State Supreme court race in 2023 set a national spending record of $56 million for a state Supreme Court election.

This year’s race crushed that record, with more than $100 million, according to WisPolitics.com. Unprecedented turnout this year also led to ballot shortages in Wisconsin’s largest city, Milwaukee, as voters cast ballots in “historic” numbers, according to officials.  [snip]

Wisconsin voters “squarely rejected” Trump and Musk and right-wing special interest groups, according to Democratic National Committee chair Ken Martin.

“And their message? Stay out of our elections and stay away from our courts — Wisconsin is not for sale,” he said in a statement following her projected victory.

“This was a Susan-versus-Goliath struggle of Biblical proportions,” Wikler, the state’s Democratic Party chair, said in a statement.

He said the election “demonstrates Musk and Trump have gone too far, and any politician allied with them could swiftly face the end of their political career.”  (our emphasis)

Turnout in Milwaukee, Madison, Kenosha, Eau Claire, La Crosse, Green Bay and Fox River Valley cities was high for Crawford.  It was, by any measure, a blowout:


 

In addition to the Wisconsin Supreme Court race, there were two elections in deep red Florida Congressional Districts yesterday as well that highlighted Democratic energy.  The Hill reports on both States:

Democratic energy was on full display in both Wisconsin and Florida

In Wisconsin, with more than 95 percent of the votes counted in the counties of Kenosha, Racine and Outagamie, Crawford was winning Kenosha by roughly 53 percent as of 11 p.m. ET Tuesday night — roughly the same amount Trump won the county by in 2024. 

And while votes are still being tallied, Crawford also appeared to have a good shot at flipping Racine and Outagamie, counties Trump also won last year. 

Crawford also overperformed in counties former Vice President Harris won in November, including in Door County where Crawford was winning the county by 56 percent compared to Harris’ 51 percent. [snip]

Despite the fact that Republicans turned out in Florida and ultimately nabbed wins, the party ultimately underperformed in both special House elections, as well as in the Wisconsin race. 

In Florida’s 6th district, Fine defeated his Democratic opponent Josh Weil by 14 points. Trump and Mike Waltz, the current national security adviser who previously held the seat, won the district by over 30 points by comparison

But it was Democrat Gay Valimont’s overperformance in Florida’s 1st Congressional District that appeared to raise eyebrows even more. Patronis defeated Valimont by 14.8 points five months after Trump won the district by 37 points. Democrats also celebrated flipping Escambia County; Valimont won it by just over three points on Tuesday after Trump won it by nearly 20 points in November.  

Democrats described the results as a warning to Republicans.  (our emphasis)

A warning to Republicans and a tonic for Democrats and anyone who values American freedom and democracy.  It was a very good day for us.

BONUS:  Justice-elect Crawford on the race --

 


BONUS II: Electoral-vote tells us Democrat-supported candidates won 5 out of 5 races in Wisconsin yesterday.


(Photo:  get that off your head, you South Afrikaner skipping dipshit! / AP)


Tuesday, April 1, 2025

Today's Cartoons

 

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(Benjamin Slyngstad, @slyngstad_cartoons)

(Bill Bramhall, New York Daily News)

(Gary Markstein, Creators.com)

(Rick McKee, caglecartoons.com)

(Ed Wexler, caglecartoons.com)

(John Darkow, Columbia Missourian)

(Nick Anderson, Tribune Content Agency)

(Adam Zyglis, The Buffalo News)

(Dave Granlund, politicalcartoons.com)

(John Cole, ncnewsonline.com)

(Bob Englehart, caglecartoons.com)

(Malcolm McGookin, caglecartoons.com, Australia)

(Harry Bliss, The New Yorker)